Saturn Security Surveillance Video, your ass. Nobody on Saturn would make color film surveillance records and then let them age like old Ronco commericals from Earth's 1960s, let alone release them to Earth's World Wide Web. At any price. Or would they? At Junk TV we're undecided, so we added this video just in case Fred Fortune actually made it and, if he didn't, then our asses will probably be in a great big sling with the planetary security people on Saturn. Thanks heavens they're 887 million miles away from us and that's why we don't give a hoot what they think.