When Little Green Man realized that his blog Little Green Man from Mars was dead as a fish, he used a six-year-old silent video of a twenty-year-old male Canada goose that's been dead for four years to say his good-byes for him. You may think this video is comical as hell but, here at Junk TV, we think it's pretty damn sad. Too bad nobody told Little Green Man they liked his blog posts. He might have stayed in the game a little longer. Too late now.